Author: Jay Hunter

  • OSW Update! (3rd Jan 2015)

    OSW Update! (3rd Jan 2015)

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    UPCOMING VIDEOS:
    • OSW Q&A!
    • Golden Nogger Awards!
    • Royal Rumble 2001!
    • Metal Gear Solid 4!

    Other notes:
    • Latest episode, WCW Halloween Havoc 95: http://oswreview.com/episodes/
    Hope you guys enjoyed it! It was a blast to record. We’d normally never keep an episode under wraps but wanted to give you a nice surprise 🙂 We’ll definitely be back to pre-nWo WCW in the future.
    • Our next story arc is a 5-Part X7 Saga! (Royal Rumble 2001, No Way Out 2001, Final Nitro, Simulcast RAW, WrestleMania X-Seven!)
    • TLC 2014: No review, I didn’t even watch the PPV! Partly due to reviewing Halloween Havoc, partly I couldn’t talk about Cena winning clean again.
    • Rumble 2015 review: It’s possible but probably not – our January is swamped. The modern reviews were just to keep ye ticking over until OOC returned.
    • Q&A: Wanna ask us a question? Post it here!
    • YouTube: New episodes will be posted on YT as soon as they fix our account! Stupid false flagging. Hopefully sorted in the next week or so (fingers crossed!) Everything will be on our ‘backup’ site on Vimeo and fresh links will always be posted here 🙂
    • We’ll be starting voting for the GOLDEN NOGGERS tonight!

  • WWE 2014 in MS Paint

    WWE 2014 in MS Paint

    The FAN forum have come up with some amazing moments of WWE in 2014! Here’s the best ones IMO:

    By Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal:
    1 Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal

    By Kayfabe FAN:

    2 Kayfabe FAN

     

    By Marc Quill:

    3 Marc Quill

     

    By Screwball made Roman Strong:

    4 Screwball made Roman strong2

     

    By Heartbreaker:

    5 Heartbreaker 2

    By sonofblaine:

    6 sonofblaine

    By sonofblaine:

    7 sonofblaine 2

    By Gecko:

    8 Gecko

    By Heartbreaker:

    9 Heartbreaker

    By Screwball made Roman Strong:

    10 Screwball made Roman strong

    By Screwball made Roman Strong:

    11 Screwball made Roman strong

    And finally, from El Hijo De Chainsaw:

    12 El Hijo De Chainsaw

     

    Amazing. Can’t wait for Philly to boo him out of it at the Rumble! You can view them all at the FAN Forum! Which one’s your favourite?

  • Wind Scene Argument now on iTunes!

    Wind Scene Argument now on iTunes!

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    The Happening full Wind Scene now on iTunes!

    If you’re unaware, our Happening review came to a grinding halt in this scene. On the show I played a few minutes of it before moving on. A lot of people have asked for the unedited full scene, so here you go!

    iTunes: iTunes.OSWreview.com
    RSS: RSS.OSWreview.com
    Direct mp3:
    http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OSWReview/~3/hBAT1ZeYlMA/WindSceneFromTheHappeningOSWReview.mp3


     

    Episode on YouTube:

    Episode on iTunes: iTunes.OSWreview.com
    Episode on RSS: RSS.OSWreview.com
    Episode Direct mp3: TheHappeningOSWReview.mp3

  • WWF at Trader Joe’s

    WWF at Trader Joe’s

    twilightjumper found these at a local Trader Joe’s grocery store!


     

    01 Bushwhackers

    02 Bret

    03 Warrior

    04 Doink Brah Brah

    05 Sting

    06 Macho

    07 Razor

    08 Andre

    09 Sgt Slaughter

    10 LOD

    11 DiBiase

    12 Mankind

    Which is your favourite? Besides Doink Brah mine’s DiBiase! – Jay

  • Ascension 80s Vignette

    Ascension 80s Vignette


    The Ascension’s vignette from this week’s Smackdown. Thoughts:

    1. I love the outfits, 80s promo style & LOD references (“Snack on Danger, dine on death” etc ) Also, Konnor is a dead ringer for Kratos.
    2. Man, best of luck. They’re not that huge, or talented, and the main roster won’t take to newbs coming in with the Legion of Doom push.
    3. However, they could make a very entertaining comedy act. They could be all what Snitsky and Heidenreich should’ve been!

    Whatcha think of these lads?

    Snit1

  • NXT Takeover: R Evolution

    NXT Takeover: R Evolution

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    Date: December 11, 2014
    Venue: Full Sail University (Florida)
    Attendance: 400 (free admission for FSU students)
    Commentators: Rich Brennan, Alex Riley and Corey Graves (who announced his official in-ring retirement due to concussion issues and his new spot on commentary)

     

    KEVIN OWENS (KEVIN STEEN) vs CJ PARKER
    KO’s out first! Awesome to finally see him in WWE, STATE of his ring gear though! Cut-off tee, long shorts and high boots look awful! He’s lost a lot of weight from even joining NXT, good stuff.Straight out of the 80s, the babyface sends the hippie heel packing after two clotheslines and a running cannonball. Crowd fucking flip out for KO’s plancha to the outside. He landed hard on the ramp, ow! Since that’s the only area where there’s a bit of space around the ring, every match has some kind of plancha/tope out onto the ramp. It’s difficult/more awkward to chant Owens gonna kill you and fight Owens fight, since it’s 2 syllables, but the crowd do it well. Palm strike by CJ actually busts Steen’s nose, and a slightly bloody face looks great. Ref gets on the latex-allergy gloves but Owen just does a pop-up powerbomb and gets the 3 in 3:14. Like an Irish mammy the ref forces himself to clean KO’s nose. A short, strong debut showcasing Steen – huge huge potential and faith shown.

     

    NXT TAG TITLES: LUCHA DRAGONS (Kalisto & Sin Cara) (c) vs VAUDVILLAINS (Aiden English & Simon Gotch)
    Big fan of the complete anarchonism, turn of the century carny tough-men, and their 1920’s film style vignettes. However their theme is now more downbeat heel, their entrance now has an annoying stutter and Aiden especially seems to have completely dropped the pretense, while Gotch keeps it up. I love how their outfits are high contrast to look great in black and white (Gotch’s boots are magic). We get a video package of the Luchas speaking perfect english (don’t do that!) “IT FEELS INCREDIBLE WOOO!” lol. Luchas get some showcase spots before old timeys get the heat on Sin Cara. Hunico and Kalisto – about 10% of cost of Sin Cara and Mysterio. Kalisto gets the hot tag and salvages a botched roll up with a kick to the head, good save. Dragons look to perform double planchas but English pushes Gotch out of the way (gets “chivalry” chants!) but Kalisto catches Gotch with a Salida Del Sol (like a sliced bread without the use of a turnbuckle) and 3 in 6:40 to keep the belts. Have to say, Hunico’s not the best lucha – he’s a bigger guy and a bit windy, so his moves (while unbotched) are performed a bit slow. Another short, entertaining matchup, good stuff.

     

    TYE DILLINGER vs BARON CORBIN
    Who? That’s right. Music starts with a harley revving, it’s the DOA! It’s Baron Corbin, who was a jobber until his monster heel “coming out” last NXT Special (squashing CJ Parker). A great gimmick, the fans start counting as Corbin squashes his opponent in a matter of seconds. SHAME THEY CAN’T COUNT SECONDS, THEY JUST COUNT – FUCK YOU! IT’S CESARO’S SWING ALL OVER AGAIN. They give up at 32 anyway, shame as he was literally ONE MOVE from winning. He wins in 41 seconds with the end of days (swinging reverse STO). Bull Dempsy aka Tubby Rhyno looks on from ringside. A nothing squash match but Corbin is over (with the NXT crowd, who are on top form tonight. I wish WWE produced RAW shows good enough to get this type of unfaltering love.)

    We get a picture-in-picture pre-taped Sami Zayn promo getting over his match (he’ll quit if he doesn’t win), as well as seeing Zayn get in the zone in the locker-room. Of note, Steen looks at him from another bench.

     

    THE ASCENSION (Konnor & Viktor) vs HIDEO ITAMI & FINN BALOR (KENTA & Prince Devitt)
    Please bare with me if I call indy or international guys by their non-WWE name, it’s only been a few weeks under WWE vs many years by something else. Couldn’t have more contrasting teams – The Asscension are two poor, lumbering brawlers booked like big men, taking on two world class high-workrate international wrestlers. Of course, Ascension and their 90s German metal song are getting called up to RAW. Hideo looks like Scorpion in his yellow and black robe. HOLY FUCK Balor’s entrance is incredible. The smoke, seeing something inhuman with dreadlocks contorting on all fours down the ramp, what an entrance. I got goosebumps watching. Amazing. Ascension sell it well, being dumbfounded by Devitt’s body & face paint. Ascension smartly make quick tags and work over Itami. Sadly it’s resthold city with headlocks that tries it’s best to kill the crowd. Konnor throws out Balor’s feet to prevent a tag but eventually he tags in & runs wild! Plancha to the outside, misses the double foot stomp, not great curtain call slam. KENTA gets Viktor up for a GTS – the crowd know EXACTLY what it is and pop (I love smarks!) I actually gasped when he went for it, gets cut off, Devitt hits a Pele kick, KENTA hits a running single leg dropkick and they both hit a double foot stomp (KENTA was a little late) and the faces pick up the win in 11:38! This match will just be remembered for the incredible Devitt entrance and get-up. Ascension was death on offense and the international lads were magic, but obviously holding back (we’ll have to wait until their singles run to see it). Devitt’s shown as the stronger of the two by far. Great stuff.

    Backstage with Renee, the ‘bitch’ man Roman Reigns says he’ll be the first NXT graduate to be WWE Champion.

     

    NXT WOMEN’S TITLE: CHARLOTTE (c) vs SASHA BANKS
    Promo package! Charlotte says “To be the woman, you gotta beat the woman.” I thought you were shying away from the Flair stuff? Also, never talk about beating women. Just steer clear. Fresh off her embarrassing clean loss in 2 minutes on raw, which was the only promotion this Special got (“come watch the losers!”). Aitch explained the horrific booking as “it is what it is”. Well done Vince. Hilariously Sasha references THE SHOGUN OF HARLEM saying she’s the meanest, the baddest and the prettiest diva in NXT. Marked out. So this is a post-group breakup feud. Weirdly this seems to be heel-heel (both are narcissistic) but Charlotte plays complete babyface in the match. Hey, JoJo (from NXT) is the announcer. She wouldn’t have to watch her bag as Randy isn’t around. Charlotte’s Flair chops are shit, don’t do them. Weird booking as tiny Sasha slowly works over giant Charlotte – I wonder if Charlotte got a knock early on. “The Boss” Sasha mocks her with a Flair strut and uses Charlotte’s head figure four. They have some nice choreographed spots that the crowd really respond to (“this is awesome”, “this is wrestling” ) Charlotte performs a top rope moonsault, lands on her feet and flips forward to get Sasha. Flair’s daughter wins via her “Natural Selection”, a top rope neck breaker and retains the title in 12:12. Charlotte did a good job as underdog babyface (but it’s not ideal), Sasha’s not as talented (someone else would’ve been preferable) but the match got better as it went on, some nice reversals, and is still miles above anything you’ll ever see on raw. Good stuff.

     

    MAIN EVENT! NXT WORLD TITLE: ADRIAN NEVILLE (c) vs SAMI ZAYN
    37 minutes left with the singles main event – HELL YEAH. Zayn’s gimmick is that he “can’t win the big one”, and face Neville has been doing increasingly heel antics to retain his belt (eg faking injuries). Zayn is a tremendous natural babyface, a rare talent. I can’t see him being showcased so well on RAW but I hope I’m wrong. That’s how I feel about NXT in general, you’ll all get Jack Swagger’d. Or “Charlotte’d”! Please prove me wrong! Commentator Graves makes a “Newcastle playing at Sunderland” allusion for Neville getting a negative reaction, which is just tops. After a springboard moonsault to the outside, Neville hesitates coming back in before the ten count (a mild heel thing to do). Neville’s in control with Zayn hitting some big time moves before being cut off – like Neville’s in an electric chair and Zayn hits a tilt a whirl power bomb, Neville replies with a throw to the ropes seemlessly into a German. Awesome. They elbow the shit out of each other, Puro style. Zayn gets the knees up on the code red and smoothly applies the Koji Clutch. We get two WONDERFUL storyline spots where Sami gets distracted. Firstly, by being a good guy (which is always his undoing): The ref and Neville bang heads, Zayn checks on the ref (the crowd and commentators shout at him no!), he gets a hurricanrana (from behind) for his troubles. Sami replies with a sweet full nelson full rotation suplex and dive through the corner ropes DDT. Heel spot as Adrian pulls the ref in to take Sami’s helluva kick (although he was a little late) and smartly rolls out to the outside to recouperate. With the ref down and Neville in ring, Sami spots the NXT title on the mat. The crowd tell him no, don’t pay attention to it, but he picks it up. He fights with himself over using it (like Piper with the ringbell v Bret at WM8) and ultimately doesn’t, escapes a school boy, hits an exploder suplex, hulluva kick and gets the three to win the NXT title in 23:17! Finally he’s rewarded for staying babyface. Hilariously over the closing bit he seems to have sworn on four different occasions as the audio cut out for a few seconds each time. The match started off easy with Adrian wear-downs and built with smooth fast paced moves to a big storyline crescendo. Excellent stuff. Wrestlers and officials celebrate in ring with Zayn, and PAT PATTERSON gets a (network) payday! Hooray! A wonderful Christmas-time culmination of Sami’s journey to the NXT title. Zayn & Neville hug (turning back babyface), and finally Kevin Owens comes out (which is nice given their history) and swerve! KO throws Sami’s head into the steel ramp and powerbomb throws him back first into the apron. Ouch! So we’re getting Generico/Steen on NXT? SPOOGE MCDUCK!

    Overall, God damn. Another belter by NXT. Absolutely killed anything else WWE have to offer. Excellent, go watch it. Excited to see what’s next. Amazing.


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  • RAW 11th December, 1995

    RAW 11th December, 1995

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    RAW 11TH DECEMBER, 1995 Review
    From Salisbury, Maryland, taped 3 weeks prior to airing.
    TV rating: 2.5
    Commentators: Vince McMahon & Jerry Lawler

    Raw on the Roof intro song sucks but the video’s really cool – contains snippets later used in the DX video

    OWEN HART VS JEFF HARDY
    Wow! Oh wait. It’s Jobber Jeff hardy. Owen’s wearing my favourite of his attire, two-time Slammy award winner tights. Jeff literally gets no offense. Rocket dropkicks him, decides against a sharpshooter and pins instead. Then Yokozuna squishes Jeff, “641 pounds coming down at the speed of gravity” as Vince calls it, and then Diesel runs the heels off.

    CHAPARITA ASARI VS AJA KONG
    A Japanese women’s match? We’re at another peak in McMahons stop-start push for a women’s division. ASARI really looks like the red ranger/JTL. She initially fails and just repeats the Kronus chick spot which ends in a backwards dropkick. Wow, check out ref Mike Chiota’s wonderful corrugated mullet. Kong looks like a female Mabel. Fable. She hits an amazing package Piledriver (although back facing the hard camera). Lots of snapmares, lots of kicks. Her gimmick is the dominant larger woman and Asari tries to knock her down. Fucking gorgeous corkscrew moonsault (aka Vince’s “this daring manouvre”) which misses and is sandbagged by the commentators and crowd. Much like Amazing Kong, Aja Kong hits a spinning back fist, which seals the win. Damn, these ladies can wrestle, but were not over and not given featured time, and the commentators don’t care, so it’s a losing battle. They were grooming her to take on Women’s Champion Alundra Blaze but lost interest and didn’t re-sign Blaze (so she showed up in WCW with the belt instead). That was the nail in the coffin until they brought the women’s division back in 98.

    SHAWN MICHAELS SIT-DOWN INTERVIEW WITH TODD PETTENGILL
    Shawn (shockingly) fumbles over his words “I’m not suffering from any symptoms my doctors claim I have”. What? He dodges giving a return date and gets upset being asked about possibly retiring.

    Ad for Bulldog vs Bret at this Sunday’s in your house. The Mancunian barks “YURR SCURRED, HITMAN!” (You’re scared, Hitman)

    AHMED JOHNSON VS RICK STOCKHAUSER
    THE Rick Stockhauser to you, buddy. Unlike Jobber Jeff Hardy, Rick doesn’t even get an on-screen graphic, never mind an entrance or ring announcement. Inset promo with dean Douglas pimping his match with Ahmed at December’s In Your House. Sloppy spine buster and pearl river plunge (the jobber looks like a frog) and Johnson gets the win. Post match, Jerry The Mullet Lawler insults/interviews Ahmed. (he asks if the toughest 4 years of his life were the 4th grade, ha!)

    Lots of non-wrestling next. Doc Hendrix hocks WWF wrestler denim jackets. Awesome. Oh man. YES. Then a Happy Holidays featuring a police lineup of WWF Santas as one of them was makin’ kids cry, brah. Next is a cool black and white RAW Bowl ad for New Years (featuring College Kane). In-ring, Vince interviews the Million Dollar Corporation, Ted DiBiase’s tag team of Sid and newly heel 123 Kid. He prognosticates the team will cut it, and be the next tag champions. Fewer predictions would be more wrong! Horrendous opening-level promos by both. Sid says they’ll enjoy beating Razor. Vince isn’t impressed.

    MAIN EVENT: HAIL TO THE CHIMP! It’s Duckarse BOB BACKLUND VS BRET HART
    To promote it they had a promo package replete with flu puns, Bret will inoculate him, Backlund virus etc. Stone-faced scowling Diana hart is in the crowd, Bret’s sister and Bulldog’s wife. She blankly answers Lawler’s questions like it was actually real and not entertainment. He asks about Bulldog being with heel Cornette. “I’m for Davey’s association with Jimmy Cornette because he’s the only one to get him a title shot (at Bret’s title).” Fair enough!

    Bret and Backlund, what a star-studded affair! I love Bret, but the lads have a boring, countering mat-wrestling affair. Bret makes total sense of applying a waist lock, ducking hiding behind the back as Backlund looks to back elbow Bret to get out of it. Backlund takes control with multiple rest spots, repeated lying down arm bars, working the left arm with a view to a chicken wing. Two ads during this 12 minute match. Cool that they left in the ads, there’s a fair amount of them – like karate fighters and “erector” (aka ghetto mecano) Ticker at the bottom plugs Vince’s infamous AOL chat! Bret hits the closing sequence countering a slam into a body press. When about to apply the sharpshooter we get the New Generation/2014 RAW finish of a run-in and DQ. Bulldog and Backlund put the boots to Bret, until WORZEL takes command! The officials are largely ineffective so Vince calls for monsoon to see us out.

    Overall, a tight 46 minutes. A easy watch, but they’re seriously hurting for star talent and decent matches. During the dark (but bright neon) days where business was way down with no way out in sight. Can’t say I’m intrigued to watch “In Your House 5: Seasons Beatings” but random RAWs are pretty cool.


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  • Terminator 5 Trailer

    Terminator 5 Trailer

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    Thoughts:
    • The first shot of Emilia Clarke (Daenerys from Game of Thrones) as Sarah Connor has a striking similarity to Linda Hamilton.
    • Asian T-1000! Lol. This and the black stormtrooper, successful “minority” castings in traditionally white roles.
    • Someone please kayfabe me how a 67-year old Schwarzenegger is in the movie? Perhaps if he’s the scientist/model for the T-800?
    • If they just went with CGI Arnold, it’d make kayfabe sense if it looks fake, as Terminators are flesh over endoskeleton.
    • The word “Genisys” really, really bugs me. Christ. Probably because it contains two intentional spelling changes.
    • This looks to be a re-imagining of T2 (they purposely use old lines from the movie). It looks a bit waah but since T2’s my favourite film of all time, I’ll go see this.

    Whatcha reckon? Worth seeing, think it’ll be better than Salvation?


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  • Both Punk Interviews on the Art of Wrestling

    Both Punk Interviews on the Art of Wrestling

    Last week, CM Punk was on the Art of Wrestling podcast, and spoke frankly about his departure from WWE, blasting all aspects of the company. It’s tremendously refreshing to hear a top-line wrestler speak openly and candidly about WWE, just something you don’t hear – most ex-wrestlers towing the company line, just in case they wanted to do business again.It’s an incredible must-listen interview, even if you’re not a wrestling fan. Punk is an eloquent speaker, and although I’ve no doubt that some stories are exaggerated, even if 25% of it is true, his insight was a depressing look into the ‘real’ WWE. In amazing timing, it was released a few days after Vince was announced doing a live interview with Stone Cold on the WWE Network! Even better, Punk promised round-2 with Colt to clarify any big things before closing the book on it. Here’s a recounting and my thoughts on the Punk interview, the relevant parts from the Vince interview and Punk’s follow-up podcast this week:

    Punk’s reasons for leaving WWE boil down to:

    • Being injured
    • A toxic work environment (specifically with Triple H)
    • Being creatively under-booked,
    • Not being financially compensated well enough for it.

    1) Being Injured and working hurt

    • Cena rolling wrong and tearing his knee at Night of Champions
    • Hounded by Vince to return quickly after knee and elbow surgery (i.e. called as he was leaving the hospital, going on the road after 4 days); getting lazer eye surgery and someone obviously scratching his eye during the Nexus debut
    • Ryback: Specifically mentioning “steroid guy”, who “took 20 years off my life” – being extremely rough with him while working hurt; eg breaking his ribs kicking him. Their TLC match on RAW was “a horribly dangerous match with a horribly dangerous wrestler”. Upon confronting Ryback (“are you dumb as fuck or doing it on purpose?”) Ryback said he was sorry and dumb as fuck.
    • Ryback since denied the conversation and states he’ll still work as hard training, improving and cutting promos in his car. He also posted a picture of his figures celebrating after putting Punk through a table. Ha! Great.

     

    He blasts WWE doctor Dr. Amann and labels concussion testing as useless and simply a PR stunt

    • Dr suspiciously continuously refused to excise a lump (presumably a sebaceous cyst) that became life-threateningly infected with Staph. He went to AJ Lee’s doctor and had it properly diagnosed and treated. I think Punk is right to put his faith in his company’s doctor (initially) but what he’s saying here tantamount to malpractice and criminal negligence. Of course his settlement with WWE would preclude him from suing them over this.
    • Being overprescribed Azithromycin (an antibiotic marketed as “Z-Pak”) until he literally shit his pants during a smackdown match. Hilarious.
    • WWE’s doctors batted away Punk’s concerns about having a concussion. Despite having one, he passed concussion testing while texting Colt and listening to music, and was asked to perform more tests despite passing the concussion test (rendering the test a joke). Although WWE gave a generic “our healthcare is great and doctors are respected”, Vince never mentioned or refuted these claims…so as it stands, Punk’s word is the definitive truth.

     

    2) A Toxic Work Environment/mutual dislike with Triple H

    • He mentions many slights, such as being offered and accepted the lead in WWE Studios’ 12 Rounds 2, if it wasn’t during the European Tour (he wanted to go as he was champion). H argued it wasn’t, but it was, and recast Orton as the lead without telling Punk first. He found out on WWE.com. That’s both spiteful and unprofessional of H.
    • Requested to take an extra urine test, despite Batista and Triple H not doing the same
    • The Shield was his creation – he wanted Ambrose, Rollins and Chris Hero as his backup; WWE came back with Big Show (groan!), Daniel Bryan and “a guy from FCW” i.e. Rollins. They agreed to exchange Hero for Roman Reigns. Then before debuting, it was changed so the Shield had no official affiliation with Punk, and now it’s Triple H/WWE’s idea, not Punk’s.
    • Although less than enthused with being asked about working Kane, he flat-out refused to wrestle Triple H at Mania 29, embittered by their horrible feud in Summer 2011.
    • Wanted a new character, with shorts and sponsorships (like Brock), was told no by Vince. A year later, part-timer Brock comes in with shorts with sponsorships on them.
    • Asked to walk friend & UFC fighter Chael Sonnen to the Octagon, as WWE champion it’d be great free publicity. Vince refused (saying UFC was ‘barbaric’) but weeks later, Triple H walked Floyd Mayweather to the ring.
    • The Big One – His Wedding Day: Months into his ‘sabbatical’, Aitch got in touch with him about returning, Punk said they’ll talk after his honeymoon (i.e. he’s open to it) but instead was officially fired on his wedding day. This was an intentional, cowardly, personal, spiteful act that should never be forgotten.

     

    Creatively Underbooked & not compensated financially for it

    • Punk repeatedly mentions booking scenarios that all see him main event wrestlemania (Three way with Batista and Randy, Three way with Rock and Cena). It’s his ultimate goal.
    • Annoyed at losing to part-timers, why he should lose to people who won’t be around for the rest of the year.
    • If he’s not working the main event, he demanded to be paid the same as Rock, Cena, Taker etc.
    • Turned heel as a favour to Vince, despite it cutting his merchandise sales in half.
    • Feuding with Ryback was physically dangerous, and did it as a favour to Vince.
    • Unhappy with Creative – if you speak up, the writers will start writing you worse. There’s no plans for what’s next with anyone, Vince just cares about Cena.
    • He believes his own hype, that he’s the greatest creative and financial draw in wrestling. His massive ego is to be expected, all wrestlers have to believe that (if not, who else will?) Whilst it is true he outsold Cena in merchandise for a little while as babyface champion, WWE made the right financial decision that Rock/Cena II headlines WM29. Rock/Cena at WM28 was THE BIGGEST GROSSING WRESTLING EVENT OF ALL TIME, a rematch is likely bigger than any other fresh matchup. I agree with Punk that it was creatively boring, but it’s easy to understand WWE’s decision. What’s more, Punk knew Rock/Cena was the plan *6 months in advance*, so it’s hard to sympathise with them not changing their plan that makes financial sense. Punk only held the WWE so long as he was gonna drop it to the Rock at the Rumble. He was offered a plan B: Stay babyface, and have heel Bryan get the belt and job to Rock instead.
    • WWE repeatedly refused to reissue and old cheque Punk forgot to cash, and wouldn’t send him his regular royalty cheques. He eventually got it and then some in his settlement.
    • WWE Network was a reason for leaving. He spoke up to Vince & H about his concerns about payment re: the network killing their PPV business, and was repeatedly told they don’t know. WWE did delay paying wrestlers for as long as possible, and paying them less, although considering the tremendous startup costs of the Network ($75 million) and it’s underperformance (728k subscribers at the moment) the wrestlers were somewhat happy with their payoff.

     

    Other things to note about Punk:

    • Settled (not sued) WWE, getting his royalties and damages. Although he can’t disclose details, he got WWE for a lot of money. He even refused to sign a non-disparagement clause (‘because WWE need to feel like they’ve won’)
    • Happiest he’s been in years, healthy (for a wrestler), loves his non-WWE ventures, and is financially set without them.
    • Punk is a huge wrestling mark. He absolutely loves the sport, hates how his ideas were taken from him, and repeatedly states his goal was to main event WrestleMania. It’s only when he’s been booked in an undercard match, then seeks adequate compensation as if he was. Hey, it’s great he cares so deeply about the on-screen. We need more Bret Harts and less Kevin Nashs in wrestling.
    • He chose his buddy Colt as his outlet, and stopped talking to people who had something to gain from it (ie dirtsheet reporters, podcasters like Chris Jericho)
    • Recounts Vince’s (crocodile) tears when he said he quit (in front of Hunter) saying they’re family, and their asinine decision to wait a few months to tell him he’s in breach of contract. Vince was said to be upset over the interview, it was Triple H who was livid “wanting his head/to kill Punk”. 
    • Very aware of dirtsheets and the opposing negative smark comments esp. on twitter. He specifically mentions being called a “quieter” (which is hilarious) and explains blocking people as “twitter is like the fucking open window in my kitchen with somebody yelling in it”. He acknowledges disrespectful fans, specifically citing an ‘incident’ at a Blackhawks game, which got picked up by the dirtsheets. The fan shouted “HEY PHIL!” and requested a photo, which Punk regarded as impolite and blew him off. Although I’d agree that politeness is key, I’d wager most fans don’t know how to act when they’re close to one of their idols. Even I got a little starstruck meeting Dean Ambrose, for example. He should’ve spent more time hammering how to act, instead of chastising bad behaviour.

    The first podcast an incredible interview, and maybe Punk’s right. It’s difficult to fight the system when you’re rehabbing injuries, fighting for your spot, while having a busy road schedule. I recounted it in detail as he says a lot of important things. Also, WWE wouldn’t want to be caught out like they did with Del Rio and Punk…Maybe he can change WWE sitting on his couch.

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    Vince’s Interview with Steve Austin on the WWE Network:

    As expected, Vince gave business answers and Austin did not pick up Vince on any of his bullshit. Still an entertaining listen as it’s probably the best we’ll ever get out of Vince. They only talked about Punk for about 20 seconds; saying firing him on his wedding day was a miscommunication error between wwe and the lawyers, and he’s sorry and hopes they can work together again someday.

    As a side note, Vince in general took NO responsibility for any of WWE’s problems:

    • Punk leaving was largely due to his lack of communication and him being a loner
    • JR left because he was unprofessional, not working hard enough
    • WWE Superstars aren’t ambitious enough, encouraging them to take risks (despite burying those who do, Zack Ryder anyone!)
    • No competition? The territories put themselves out of business (which is Bret screwed Bret levels of bollocks!)

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    Punk’s Follow-up Interview:

    Part 2 had an extremely different vibe – an easy-going chat, with just a few wrestling tidbits, often diverting into talking about TV shows and movies.

    Points to note from it:

    • Punk knows the lyrics to Honky Tonk’s WWF theme (that’s awesome)
    • Sees both sides of people chanting CM Punk at AJ, hopes people chant AJ; and understands CM Punk chants when something WWE puts on is awful.
    • He didn’t rule out a return to WWE but has no interest. He dismisses how Jericho says he’s like him in 2005, (ie just wait 2.5 years) but he wasn’t fired on his wedding day.
    • He doesn’t accept Vince’s publicity stunt apology. If was truly sorry he’d’ve said so in June, or call or visit, not wait until a WWE network special.

    He mentions a few more slights WWE did:

    • Wizard World offered Punk $20,000 for 4 hours work. They asked WWE and said no, here’s AJ, Bryan and the Shield. The reasoning being they ‘need him’ on the Mexico tour – so Punk demanded $20,000 as a pay off. They agreed, then paid him $5,000. Punk threw a strop and got another $4,000.
    • THQ asked WWE for Punk on the cover, WWE came back with “how about Sheamus” and Punk was sent an email chain of them trying to push them away from Punk.
    • LA Ink wanted Punk (it was set up by Punk’s friend) and WWE said no, here’s Randy
    • He got crabby when multiple people came up to punk reminding him to put over Roman and the lads while winning a 3-on-1. Even people who had nothing to do with the match. He was fine with it but was annoyed being badgered, and offered to put them over themselves, just shut up.
    • He’s also very happy for Del Rio, saying you can’t put a no-compete on an independent contractor.
    • He ended it by thanking his fans for supporting him and buying his merch. If u don’t like him, don’t follow him on twitter.

    Overall: An easy, enjoyable but unnecessary listen; more he booked having a follow-up interview in case there was more things he needed to clarify (and great timing in case Vince said anything contentious on the Austin show.) He sounded like it’d all blown over already, he’s got his closure. Although neither Vince or Punk’s follow-up is necessary but an entertaining listen. Hearing all of these petty, intentional slights makes me pissed off for him! Definitely check out the first interview if you haven’t!

  • WWE High!

    WWE High!

    No, not RVD, WWE High shows wrestlers drawn as if they were in high-school! Illustrations by Derek Laufman! Nikki is #3 and AJ actually looks older here than in real life, lol.

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    Click the class photo for full resolution!

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    Artist Derek Laufman’s DeviantArt page!